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phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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digitalmovie:

tainted-sweet-meats:

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

put me to fucking rest plz dead/

OMFG NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

digitalmovie:

tainted-sweet-meats:

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

put me to fucking rest plz dead/

OMFG NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

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