majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle, via captainfuckingstark)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans, via captainfuckingstark)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via captainfuckingstark)

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.

The Animated Self Portrait 

T.S Abe

(Source: tsabe.co.uk, via zombiepromsong)

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

(Source: awblogno, via themoriartyparty)

batbcomic:


designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

(via carryonwaywardsoldier)

"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."

— (via forebidden)

(Source: hannibal914, via missing-strings)

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

image

(via mapurrr)

(Source: , via missing-strings)

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

(Source: ninjakato, via mapurrr)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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